I Have a Dream...

Last night I dreamed Sarah and I were taking the boys to school, and we took our regular route through Wild Animal Park (of course; where else?), when a lion and lioness ran out in front of us to attack. We hit them square on, and for the rest of the day the car wore lion carcasses on it’s nose. Until we stopped at a red light by the Mission Inn, where a pedestrian saw the carnage, and turned us in. Within minutes, about 15 park workers in lovely green coveralls came to remove the bodies. And to arrest us. They couldn't find us, because we were involved in a photo shoot for America's Next Top Model.

Good news: the boys weren’t late for school.

What was your oddest dream?