I left my windows open yesterday. I left my windows open, and we experienced Santa Anas. I left my windows open, and the entire City of Santa Ana blew into my house and deposited a landfill on every available surface. I left my windows open, and my home was conquored by a Mexican General and his army of sand, dirt, and soil. I left my windows open, and now C-Monkey can practice his letters without benefit of paper or pencil. I left my windows open, and now I am responsible for the deaths of several large ostriches, needed to create the many, many feather dusters I am going to need. I left my windows open, and now I'll be adding to the global warming crisis by running my vacuum for long periods of time as I de-dirt my home.I left my windows open.
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So NOW we know who really is responsible for global warming- overzealous housekeepers. Just let it go natural. Live the simple life. Enjoy the natural world -inside.
(My wonderful hubster kept opening the windows and doors yesterday to let in the fresh air. Sheesh!)
Natural is fine, and I am not an enthusiastic housekeeper by any means...(except for 2nd and 4th Tuesdays: Little Church)...but I don't think I want to be able to plant my own food INSIDE the house!
Ah, go on. And you could go organic... and work on solving a part of the global food problem. Oh, if we had only known that the Santa Ana winds had such power within....
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