Need a last minute gift for Dear Aunt Clemintine? Looking for a little something for your hard-to-shop-for boss? Baffled by the desire to buy something unusual for your neighbor who has absolutely everything? Ladies and gentlemen I present for your viewing and shopping enjoyment:
Black toilet paper. Also available in bright green and deep orange (Go, Bears) Now, let's not get into a discussion about the inherent problems attached to this item, like how, during the ascribed use of said product, do you know that you're no longer in need of it. It's Christmas, and I just wanted to provide you with a little shopping help.
My work here is done.
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4 comments:
I suppose it would add to the festive look of a tp'd house, too.
You don't want no Green Machine, you don't want none. And if you want some Green Machine, come and get some.
But where did you find it? Chelsey would love some green and orange Poly Pride in her potty!
Oh, that is a bladder infection just waiting to happen!
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